HOLYSHITCOIN
BLOCK 000 NO REFUNDS $HOLYSHIT FLUSH

HOLYSHITCOIN

THE SHITTIEST JOURNEY TO SALVATION.

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DOWN THE DRAIN

A FROG. A TOILET. A COIN.
YOU ARE THE COIN.

No account. No wallet. Just a name if you make the Holy Ten. Game score is game score — it is not a token and never will be.

WITNESS THE DESCENT

18 SECONDS. ONE FLUSH. ZERO SURVIVORS.

THE HOLY SCRIPTURE

  1. Thou shalt flush.
  2. Thou shalt dodge the rug.
  3. Thou shalt fear the red candle.
  4. Thou shalt praise the holy shit.
  5. Thou shalt never trust a clean sewer.

RECOVERED FRAGMENT ▸ SEWER TERMINAL 07
> the pipes remember every flush. the saints remember nothing. this is mercy.
> [ LOG CORRUPTED — REMAINDER SEALED ]

THE HOLY TEN

  1. THE SEWER AWAITS ITS FIRST SAINT.

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